One of Blogland’s best girls piqued my curiosity today with her post. She often warms my heart with heartfelt posts about her favorite pals, puppy, lovable BF and, well, things like poop, which is why she’s been rated PG-13.

Apparently MIG’s forays into the world of dating, menstruation and stirrups, though, is suitable for all ages. Interesting.

So, I think I have to start cussing like a sailor and relaying graphically suggestive personal accounts (that I’d have to make up, because let’s face it, my life’s not that exciting) before I make the jump from Disney Channel to Cinemax. You know, if I wanted to. Gasp. Considering that Britney Spears (first) shocked the nation with her scandalous flesh-baring glitter body suit on national TV, upsetting her young, impressionable fan base, I’m wondering if my under-18 readers would forgive such a growth here. You know, if I had under-18 readers.